How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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