Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
