on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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