Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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