So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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