Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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