I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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