you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
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Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
false alarm, still single
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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