with your own penis?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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