I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
lets start a swedish sibling band together
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
so much tequila, so little girl.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Damn victory sex feels great
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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