Define "chronic" masturbator.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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