i don't want you to think of me as your TA
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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