why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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