her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
vagina is talking i cant
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
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Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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