I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
When are your genitals available?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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