Non-Jews are for practice
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He felt like a one man threesome
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
why is half of my head shaved?
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