Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
operation harelip BJ is a go
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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