Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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