Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
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Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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