last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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