I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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