you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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