she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
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Even my vagina gasped.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
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Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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