I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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