Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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