I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
