Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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