i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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