Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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