she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
