I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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