shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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