I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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