I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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