Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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