Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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