How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
