another moral hangover. fuck.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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