I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
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I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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