Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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