Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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