My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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