How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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