jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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