I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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