her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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