I just cut my nipple shaving
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
