I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
