quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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