Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
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Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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