How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I have feelings that need drinking.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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