well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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